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'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three being the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Three being the number reached. You must then lob the holy hand grenade toward thy foe.'

'1 2 5 '

'uh three sir!'

'Right! 3!!!'

~Sir Bedevere of Camelot