Lady's and Gentlemen Please Stay Tuned For The Election Night!

THE TIME IS RUNNING OUT!




OH! WHAT A WORLD! WHAT A WORLD!


The closing of the poll will take place whenever... whether it be Today, Tomorrow, pehaps next year somewhere 'round May. Pehaps all. Maby nun.

Your election night host's will be Cornwall Newton Abercrombie, Horace Percival Wright and Edgar Bartholomew Finchley. All editors of the distinguished weekly newspaper "The Wright Word".

Goble-lee-goo

'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three being the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Three being the number reached. You must then lob the holy hand grenade toward thy foe.'

'1 2 5 '

'uh three sir!'

'Right! 3!!!'

~Sir Bedevere of Camelot

*sniff* *snifffffff* "hey! hey! you're on!" OH INDEED!

I am very sorry for this rude interruption.
The election night has been postponed for (even i am sworn to secrecy) reasons.
Be not alarmed. For we will indeed have our "Miss Silliness" when the warning buzzer sounds!!!...Pardon me. *slap* ... indeed for we will have our Misssss-insane ...uh... shenanigan...silvia...sickining saliva su su su so seen. uh???.. help me out here phat bunderduff!!! "Ah-yes sir Iiiii---" "shush shush shush!!!" "oh beg en your pardon sir i believe the word you're looking for is Miss Silliness sir" Right! "Miss Silliness" how could i forget? "uh perhaps sir because yyyu---" *KICK*!

We offer much gratitude and condolences to all that are put out.
And also we offer you 8 more days to vote! For thous of you who haven't!

big kisses.

Yours truly,
The Party Management

Silliest of Sillies?

Marguerite?could be...Well, here we are; with only one day left to vote. Please, everyone get your ballots and donations in while there's still time. Remember: you have only until 2:30am on October the 20th, 2007.The elections are raging! With ballots coming in and out, being read, torn up or posted on silliest home videos.Things are really heating up around here. Genevieve now has no votes! Since this afternoon one of, or should I say her only voter saw fit to change parties in the middle of the election. The party of the first part (the one who changed parties) Now has voted for the party of the second part (The second runner up in the elections) To which the party of the third part (That would be the third runner up in the elections) is more than put out. It seems this mysterious voter (party of the first part), if ever found out, shall bear the brunt of the whole affair.Tonights spectrum will examine the whole question of parts and parties, parting and carting, crafting and laughing, switching and itching, knitting, mitting, sitting, fitting and litting. Litting. Is there a word litting? If there is what does it mean? If there isn't what does it mean? Perhaps both, maybe neither.Well, it looks as though things might get very messy! We are still counting ballots and looking for actual evidence of a party who changes parties periodically.If you have a late vote or ballot or even a stale custard, you can mail it to the election office at:888 888 888 888 NW keen ZWIIIIIING Ave. Ilchesterhowdywhosit, DUH.Or email us at: electionsillywingsofbuffalobangbangziiiipwilkinsjeroldvespawarrenifyouweretheonlygirlintheworldcrash@verysilly.comAnd now a quote from your beloved silly candidate #2 (party of the second part):
"...and I don't care that you have a thing for stale custard and-...what?! We're on the air?! Oh...uh, hello! And welcome to the silly*whaaa**zing* ping pong tournament-... What? Oh, wrong show. Hello, silly people. I very much appreciate your vote and hope to see more... More than one hopefully. Ehem... If you are sick and tired of these sensible social sillitards, don't tell me about it. I already know. I've come to save the day with silliness! Fear not; for your silliest dreams can come true! But only if you vote for me! *hic* This could be our last chance to revive the silliness that we once held so dear. *hic* So don't be sensible and vote for the other *hic* two sillies! Vote for me! The Silliest of Sillies!! AHAHHHHAAAAA!! *hic* "
~from the silly lips of: MargueritebuchannonhornpipesaladshooterBANGgoWHIMMMwilma furcoatQUACKappleblipdingalinghorsesensefromthecornersoftheearthSmith And now, a picture of ...the party of the second part (Margie--)'s silliness Mentor and cousin.
He's royalty also. But don't worry, Margueritebuchannonhornpipesalad-- Well, the party of the second part, is much more silly looking.
Thank you for being with us here tonight, and please join us next time on The Silly Channel for the Election Night Special!
A silly night to all, and to all a silly night.

Vote For The Duck

Hey now, who changed their vote from ME to Marge?! What is the dealio here? I'm hurt. Down deep. I don't know if I'll ever recover. My liver is definitely suffering for this. If I ever find out the perpetrator I shall send you the doctor bills. Oh, oh, spasm! Spasm!! I am in agony.



...n'kay...I think that I'm going to try and out do my opponents. Let's see.....Maybe this little poem will convince you that I truly am the silliest.



Quack-a-Lack.



"I have a friend that quacks-a-lack

Yes, all the time.

Always quacking-a-lack

But, I don't mind

Do you know why?

Come here little poodle

I'll tell you....

If he stops he will surely quack-a-leak

On his little quack-a-beak

And the floor will have quack-a-cracks

And the floor boards will swell

And start to smell

Then, my friend will quack-a-black

And tell everyone who quacks-a-crack

That it was me who quacked-a-lack,

And quacked-a-leak

In my quack-a-beak

That quacked-the-crack

That caused the wise quack-a-crack!"

The Quack-a-End


Well, that's about as good as I can do under the circumstances, it is hard to be silly when your heart is broken. But, I think I did a pretty good job. See Daffy above (that's the smug look that I have on my face right now.)

Vote for Gen!

BIG PRINT: DON'T EVEN LISTEN TO THAT GIRL AIMEE. SHE IS JUST A POSER. SHE WONT REALLY LIVE UP TO WHAT SHE SAYS SHE WILL. SHE'S AS SENSIBLE AS THEY COME.

"Vote For Aimee"

Well Folks!

Were back And Ready to here your votes!

Today's runner up is still Aimee. She is most exited to be in the lead and aims to keep it like that! She quotes: "I think i would be a great Miss Silliness be cause i would always live up to every body's (including my own) expectations: TO BE SILLY AS POSSIBLE! I am greatly honored by your votes. And always will be for more! Remember only three days left! Vote For Aimee!"

Did you here that everybody? Shes counting on you to place your bets and votes! Hurry up the time is running out!

Genevieve 1 { fair

Marguerite 0 { not to good

Aimee 3 { excellent

With three days left to vote these girls have gone absolute bananas trying to out-do each other and win the award for best at silliness.

Below is a picture of Aimee's Silliness Mentor:

Remember Aimee is counting on YOU!

Can't decide? Aimee requests you read her comment on "Miss Elizabeth Bennet" (Signed Adelbert Ames)

FINE PRINT: To help Aimee win place your vote NOW!

Or for more information please contact us.

"Vote for Gen!"

Our poll is starting to take off here, Aimee is in the lead by 3 (count 'em, 3!) votes while Genevieve is trailing with just one vote. And Marge is being so proper that she has not got one single vote! She's going to have to step up if she wants any votes in this Very Important race. Oh the suspense!

Here is a quote from Gen, the runner up in this Very Important race to the top:

"All I can say is that the utter depths of my being is bent upon winning! I practice day in and day out being silly in my mirror. Thank you, you wise soul for voting for yours truly. I will try not to let you down!!! Tell your friends to VOTE FOR GEN!"



Below is a picture of Gen's Silliness Mentor.




Fine print: This post was paid for by the Silliness Party to promote Genevieve and her run for "Miss Silliness".